Frightening Food

There are some foods that I would never ever eat, even if it was the only food on Earth.
1. Dog. I can’t understand what would possess someone to even try to cook a dog. How could you even contemplate eating something known as “man’s best friend?” Dogs have become one of the most integral parts of family life in the society that I live in. Just thinking about eating something as precious as a dog makes me sick. I think that people who eat dogs should be imprisoned for life. Eating dogs, in my opinion, is immoral and should be illegal.
2. Calamari. I’ve dissected a squid and I definitely have no interest in ingesting one. While the cooked version may be delicious, just knowing that I’m eating would make me want to throw up.
3. Bugs. Ants and grasshoppers and praying mantis... in my mouth? Uh, no thank you.
4. Rats. That’d be the lowest of the low. End of story.